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Retranscription des paroles de la vidéo: the jurgen experience she was 18. and the only one i try to stay off of pornography man that’s one of my biggest arch nemesis is uh pornography why because it just weakens me it just yeah how so i put all my sexual you know my fantasies and stuff they’re not mine anymore you know they live you know somebody created them better than my imagination can and so they live in these you know on the internet in these boxes and it’s like and if it’s not mine i think then it’s i don’t value it as much or something and so i think it it like weakens my ability to like be able to have sex and like be comfortable in that sort of world and really oh yeah weakens your ability to be comfortable like how so well because i get used to watching the sex and seeing it and not having to like be engaged with my actual feelings or anything so then i see it and i still get all the joys out of it you know i’m still out there ejacking and you know spraying out naturally but it’s i don’t get any i don’t have any of the feelings attached to it so then when i am engaging with somebody that i care about or something it just doesn’t calculate for me emotionally as well um and that’s not maybe that’s just me uh but it does it’s definitely made it tougher for me over the years um because i would have a date set up with a nice girl and next you know i’m walking through the house and i start thinking about you know a little bit of [ __ ] or something and then some tits or something i’ll even see a [ __ ] i’ll see a pregnant puppy and see those nipples or something next you know you’re on the internet jerking off and then you wait a minute hold on or like a you know what i’m saying anything anything could lead a man to jack off a pregnant puppy could make you think about human nipples is that what you’re saying you’re not like getting excited about the puppy no no i don’t do anything i don’t i don’t believe in bestiality or anything like that but i think if you you don’t believe it exists oh i believe it exists right they caught a dude near me one time with a lamb no which almost sounds beautiful when you just say it yeah the lions lay with the lambs yeah but i don’t think when you say near you you mean hollywood no no no you mean when you were a kid in louisiana yeah okay they got a lot of people out there on those [ __ ] natural born mushrooms oh i never told you the end of that oh sorry so no i took that bag of mushrooms to that party right and a bunch of people ate him who’d never had him before uh-oh and then we played a game of hide-and-go-seek right i was like oh no dude you hide in another dimension i was like i’ll count you guys go hide right oh no and i never went to [ __ ] look for it that was the end of the head bro i never seen one dude this boy timothy i’ve never seen that dude again people get lost in the woods man maybe they got eaten oh yeah maybe they ended up in another realm you know could have like stranger things yeah you see that show oh yeah the first season i saw it phenomenal show but i don’t like that pornography oh and i think it’s i think it should be shut down man for real yeah because i think it’s killing like a lot of i think it’s i think it’s harming a lot of men and i really really do do you think that booze should be shut down should we make booze illegal because that’s killing a lot of men too no but i think eventually we’ll kind of evolve out of booze as it’s not like something that it’s not the hip drug that it once was yeah but it’s still like a social lubricant that’s a good point you know makes people feel more comfortable talking to each other loosens inhibitions it’s fun like what is that that ancient quote about wine you know your tongue becoming more lively people love wine and women love wine too especially divorcees if you see them yeah you like one i used to live with these rich people for a while and they always had one boy [Laughter] why did divorcees like wine i don’t know but when when one of her friends would get divorced they’d come over and just drink wine and they’d lay in the couch one of them tried to hook up with me on the trampoline of course and i remember the dad used to masturbate at night over there this one speaking of pornography the dad used to masturbate at night and i would sneak out there in the kitchen this back when the family you had like a family computer you know it was in one part of the house right and i try to sneak to the refrigerator and get some chips or something or get something olives or something and he would uh be over there by himself just in the [ __ ] bone zone oh just you can’t even hear you’re so intent on the screen you can’t even [ __ ] hear whoa you could have your grandparents on each side of your head you caught them oh i’d see them i wouldn’t watch for long but i was watching through the window no i would sneak out to the kitchen because the computer was kind of in the kitchen they had a nice house and the computer i’d have to elbow crawl over to the fridge then bro i would have to open the fridge a little reach in with my hand and press that light thing so the light wouldn’t come on then open the door the rest of the way and fish for a snack and he’s over there just in the glow of that screen bro and that’s back when the monitors were big you know and he’s just over there just [ __ ] looking for the devil and he ended up getting divorced and it was i think a lot of it was because of that well what was his wife like was she a wonderful sweet woman or was she annoying i think she might have been a little bit annoying business-centric sometimes business-centric a little too much just so yeah maybe just too business centric what does that mean just two two yes you might have been a little too demanding but then if he’s up for an hour and a half each night out there you know looking at it all right and he comes back to the bedroom then you don’t feel as desirable the question is what came first the chicken or the egg for what well for them was she annoying first and he started beating off or was i think he had it was he beat the devil i think he had a bit of it in him yeah yeah he had that devil in a theo i could see it in his eyes he was talking to me just hoping i’d go to sleep he would drug me but not to have sex with me he would drug me so that he could freely masturbate he’d leave his socks on he wouldn’t even take his pants off put a hat on him he was an animal the worst is if you’re jerking off with a hat on bro you’re going to hell that’s the most french thing you can do jacking off with them straw kentucky derby hats yeah what’s the worst hat to jack off the worst hat to just probably a top hat because you have to balance yourself while you’re jerking off one of them [ __ ] chimney sweep hats the best will be one of those chinese hats bro because if you squat down low enough to the ground you can almost hide under it and jerk off those things would be dope bruh the most confusing would be like one of them daniel boone raccoon yeah but you got that tail in your eye you pushed it you’re blowing the tails in the way just get the [ __ ] out of my way with his tail right about to finish he get distracted by the tail goddamn choking up dusty [ __ ] fur and it’s hard to ejaculate when you’re breathing out real fast right yeah it’s more of an it’s more of a intake sport yeah but i don’t like it man you think it’s healthy for people because i feel like you kind of like you know you lead a lot of men in like their aspirations to you know control their beings and stuff and these just some of my weird interpretations but you know to try and be on top of themselves in some ways and you know stay focused on on on controlling themselves in positive ways you know like staying fit and expanding their minds and thinking you know and not falling into easy traps having discipline that’s what i’m trying to say yes i think that it’s definitely important to have discipline but i think that if you’re a person like say if you’re not in a relationship you’re not getting any sex and you’re horny and it’s confusing and it’s distracting it becomes a big distraction like if you’re if you’re horny and you’re busy and you don’t have anybody you’re dating you don’t want to hook up with someone you don’t like just so you could have sex with them we’ve all been there before right yeah you ever had girls that you were friends with or you dated and the only reason why you dated him for the sex and they they’d annoy the [ __ ] out of you and you couldn’t wait to get the [ __ ] away from them yeah tiffany’s this girl i’m thinking about tell me about tiffany she had kind of saw like too much i don’t want to say side burns but she had a lot of you know some girls don’t know how to ride them uh they were a little they went down to the cheek where they’re confusing dude an extra quarter inch on a female sideburn is way too much it quarter inch is a lot yeah yeah [Laughter] it makes you think about and if she cuts it you’re like well if you let it go what would happen yeah so she’s really in that hit or miss range on that side hair and so yeah she had some family issues but yeah that’s what i was thinking about we were saying that i interrupted you no everybody guys had that before most likely and some guys mind up marrying those girls because they don’t want to be alone like sex for a lot of people is a requirement like a physical biological requirement like your body is constantly producing sperm you need sex if you spend time not having sex you spend a month two months three months you get [ __ ] desperate yeah and a lot of guys wind up just shacking up with some gal just because they know they could have sex with her and meanwhile they don’t even like each other and they hate each other and he wants to be in a terrible dysfunctional relationship but she’s basically your drug dealer that drug is [ __ ] wow she’s dealing out that [ __ ] for you and you just got to have this weird creepy dysfunctional relationship with her one thing that pornography does it’s good and i’m not saying all pornography but just regular pornography like two guys uh you know like uh that are just living their lives where like in like chicago i mean anywhere but i’m saying like i’m giving you two separate scenarios okay two guys are delivering their lives one guy says i can’t take this anymore i gotta get a girl you know i got to get any girl and he winds up with this girl that turns out to be a nightmare and she’s a disaster a devil it just doesn’t work out and he’s just doing it because he needs sex and the other guy goes and says you know what i’m just going to watch a little porn and i’ll beat off i’ll just look at that girl those big tastes oops yeah i’m like whew i got it out of my system now i can concentrate on my life my career and if i meet somebody i won’t be so needy i won’t have this like massive requirement to be sexually stimulated and touched yeah i’ll i’ll be free of that monkey on my back and i can just get to know them i used to always i just have a bit in my act that’s a good point i used to have a bit my act about like if you have any critical decisions in your life this is my advice jerk off first then think about it because it’s been meant i’ve had this happen in my life where i was about to go on a date with a girl and i jerked off instead and i was like what am i thinking i don’t want to go on a date with her she’s annoying i don’t like anything about her i don’t i can’t talk to her about anything like the only reason why i’m doing this because she’s got a big ass that’s the only reason yeah but if you jerk off first you don’t you don’t go through all that yeah i just yeah i guess for me it became addictive where i would just do that every time and then i was just at home for five years and didn’t you know go do any dates or anything that’s definitely not good right and so that’s yeah i guess that’s the difference if you get addicted to it and you find that it’s just a repeat pattern so you’re not spending time with people at all yeah i don’t think it’s without value i don’t think that looking at naked people having sex which is arousing and that feels good i don’t think that’s without value but i think there’s definitely a danger in like immediate access to pornography and today today it’s the most immediate access because you get it on your phone oh you can get it yeah you pull up your laptop open it up type in some words youporn.com and next thing you know you’re beating off it’s so easy and this has never been the case before it’s it’s unlike any other time period in human history and uh when you have instant access to things you can abuse it just like people abuse food if you have a cabinet that is just filled with candy and chips chocolate bars licorice soda in the refrigerator if you’re just one of those people that can’t help themselves you don’t have any discipline you would just eat all that [ __ ] all day long and get fat and that is just as much of an addiction as someone who has access to porn all the time and just beats off all the time or someone who has access to booze and just wants to get [ __ ] up every day all those things are okay though in moderation if you have discipline right like there’s nothing wrong with having a bag of m ms every now and then for a [ __ ] i feel like having some m m’s who gives a [ __ ] i work out all the time i eat my vegetables like peanut m yes those are my favorite they’re good huh and you kind of trick yourself i’m getting a little protein yeah they put that trick in the middle get some healthy fats [Laughter] i just feel like we’re at the point for me it seems like where the temptation is too powerful where it’s starting to overpower whatever for me it was whatever my natural abilities to defend against it were well you’re sober right yeah and how long you been sober almost two years and so before you were sober you weren’t sober right and you had a little bit of a problem which is why you became sober yeah so you might have just natural inclinations towards addiction which i definitely think are real and i think they those natural inclinations exist a lot of times in guys like you and me because we’re comedians and comedians are impulsive people who are just rule breakers we’re rule breakers for sure yeah i guess yeah i guess i i am a rule breaker i never thought about that yeah i don’t like if there’s a rule my first thing is to think of a way to think around it or something or to do something different of course it’s where you’re funny yeah it’s one of the reasons it’s one of them it’s one of the reasons why you’re funny you know like you know you were raised by people and you didn’t necessarily want to listen to them and you know you saw a bunch of other people in the neighborhood that were adults like these [ __ ] idiots tell me what to do [ __ ] yes and the next thing you know you’re making fun of them next thing you know everybody’s laughing next thing you know you’re a comedian yeah that’s those wheels have been put into motion yeah you know and the problem with that is that also leads itself to you want to do coke or you want to you know do all kinds of crazy [ __ ] and and too porn’s forbidden too porn is porn is one of the weirder ones because it’s this multi-billion dollar thing right where there’s some ungodly percentage of the internet is dedicated to porn yeah it’s the number one money maker on there but isn’t it like what was the num the amount of bandwidth jamie didn’t we figure this out once it’s like 30 something percent of all the internet bandwidth is porn let’s take a guess people won’t stop jerking off they’re not going to stop i wonder how many of them are women watching it wonder if we had one day where nobody jerked off if the earth would feel different feel lighter everybody be more relaxed no if one day where nobody jerked off yeah but if nobody was thinking about it at all everybody would just calm down a little because i feel like it’s so prevalent now you can hear people coming in the distance i feel like now yeah yeah you just put your your that’s the worst bro but that’s an old-fashioned jerking off when you used to let your balls hit your hand that’s a straight up that’s the confederate soldier jerking off that’s the whole thing the new thing is just shaft only nobody’s [ __ ] with their balls anymore you know dude when i was growing up we couldn’t even get porn we had to get this dude nick on friday would draw us a picture of some [ __ ] you know a little bit across for the weekend four dollars to this dude nick four dollars for drawings bro you’d pay eight and he had a nice [ __ ] thing bro you would fold that thing up or you could feel it heating in your butt pocket the whole way on the bus sometimes you’d even thought that good the pictures of that oh good he was so jerk off this guy’s drawing oh everybody would he must have made probably 60 on a friday and this was in 1995 you know that was 60 dollars like 160 today oh yeah think about that yeah i’m thinking about it yeah dude and we come back on monday and people would have like these [ __ ] busted ass looking all sketches rain on them people was like oh this one got rain on it like bro that rain has your [ __ ] kids in it .

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0.88 the jurgen experience she was 18.
0.88 and the only one i try to stay off of
0.88 pornography man that&;s one of my biggest
0.88 arch nemesis
0.88 is uh pornography why because it just
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0.88 it just yeah how so i put all my sexual
0.88 you know my fantasies and stuff they&;re
0.88 not mine anymore
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0.88 can
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0.88 like how so well because
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0.88 and seeing it and not having to like
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0.88 uh but it does it&;s definitely made it
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0.88 and next you know i&;m walking through
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0.88 you know a little bit of [ __ ] or
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0.88 no no no you mean when you were a kid in
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0.88 oh i never told you the end of that oh
0.88 sorry so no i took that bag of mushrooms
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0.88 who&;d never had him before
0.88 uh-oh and then we played a game of
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0.88 yeah you like one i used to live with
0.88 these rich people for a while and they
0.88 always had one boy
0.88 [Laughter]
0.88 why did divorcees like wine i don&;t know
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0.88 over there just [ __ ] looking for the
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0.88 the worst hat to just probably a top hat
0.88 because you have to balance yourself
0.88 while you&;re jerking off
0.88 one of them [ __ ] chimney sweep hats
0.88 the best will be one of those chinese
0.88 hats bro because if you squat down low
0.88 enough to the ground you can almost hide
0.88 under it and jerk off
0.88 those things would be dope bruh the most
0.88 confusing would be like one of them
0.88 daniel boone raccoon yeah but you got
0.88 that tail in your eye
0.88 you pushed it you&;re blowing the tails
0.88 in the way
0.88 just get the [ __ ] out of my way with his
0.88 tail
0.88 right about to finish he get distracted
0.88 by the tail goddamn
0.88 choking up dusty [ __ ] fur
0.88 and it&;s hard to ejaculate when you&;re
0.88 breathing out real fast right yeah
0.88 it&;s more of an it&;s more of a intake
0.88 sport yeah
0.88 but i don&;t like it man you think it&;s
0.88 healthy for people because i feel like
0.88 you kind of like
0.88 you know you lead a lot of men in like
0.88 their aspirations to
0.88 you know control their beings and stuff
0.88 and these just some of my weird
0.88 interpretations but
0.88 you know to try and be on top of
0.88 themselves in some ways and
0.88 you know stay focused on on
0.88 on controlling themselves
0.88 in positive ways you know like staying
0.88 fit and expanding their minds and
0.88 thinking you know and not falling into
0.88 easy traps
0.88 having discipline that&;s what i&;m trying
0.88 to say yes
0.88 i think that it&;s definitely important
0.88 to have discipline
0.88 but i think that if you&;re a person like
0.88 say if you&;re not in a relationship
0.88 you&;re not getting any sex and you&;re
0.88 horny and it&;s confusing
0.88 and it&;s distracting it becomes a big
0.88 distraction like if you&;re if you&;re
0.88 horny and you&;re
0.88 busy and you don&;t have anybody you&;re
0.88 dating
0.88 you don&;t want to hook up with someone
0.88 you don&;t like just so you could have
0.88 sex with them we&;ve all been there
0.88 before right yeah
0.88 you ever had girls that you were friends
0.88 with or
0.88 you dated and the only reason why you
0.88 dated him for the sex and they
0.88 they&;d annoy the [ __ ] out of you and you
0.88 couldn&;t wait to get the [ __ ] away from
0.88 them yeah tiffany&;s this girl i&;m
0.88 thinking about
0.88 tell me about tiffany
0.88 she had kind of saw like too much
0.88 i don&;t want to say side burns but she
0.88 had a lot of
0.88 you know some girls don&;t know how to
0.88 ride them uh they were a little they
0.88 went down to the cheek where they&;re
0.88 confusing
0.88 dude an extra quarter inch on a female
0.88 sideburn is way too much
0.88 it quarter inch is a lot yeah yeah
0.88 [Laughter]
0.88 it makes you think about and if she cuts
0.88 it you&;re like well if you let it go
0.88 what would happen
0.88 yeah so she&;s really in that hit or miss
0.88 range on that side hair
0.88 and so yeah she had some family issues
0.88 but yeah that&;s what i was thinking
0.88 about we were saying that
0.88 i interrupted you no everybody guys had
0.88 that before
0.88 most likely and some guys mind up
0.88 marrying those girls because they don&;t
0.88 want to be alone
0.88 like sex for a lot of people is a
0.88 requirement like a physical
0.88 biological requirement like your body is
0.88 constantly producing sperm
0.88 you need sex if you spend time not
0.88 having sex you spend a month two months
0.88 three months
0.88 you get [ __ ] desperate yeah and a lot
0.88 of guys wind up
0.88 just shacking up with some gal just
0.88 because they know they could have sex
0.88 with her and meanwhile they don&;t even
0.88 like each other and they hate each other
0.88 and he wants to be in a terrible
0.88 dysfunctional relationship but she&;s
0.88 basically your drug dealer that drug is
0.88 [ __ ] wow
0.88 she&;s dealing out that [ __ ] for you and
0.88 you just got to have this weird creepy
0.88 dysfunctional relationship with her
0.88 one thing that pornography does it&;s
0.88 good and i&;m not saying all pornography
0.88 but just regular pornography
0.88 like two guys uh you know like uh
0.88 that are just living their lives
0.88 where like in like chicago i mean
0.88 anywhere but i&;m saying like i&;m giving
0.88 you two separate scenarios okay
0.88 two guys are delivering their lives one
0.88 guy says
0.88 i can&;t take this anymore i gotta get a
0.88 girl you know i got to get any girl and
0.88 he winds up
0.88 with this girl that turns out to be a
0.88 nightmare and she&;s a disaster
0.88 a devil it just doesn&;t work out and
0.88 he&;s just doing it because he needs sex
0.88 and the other guy
0.88 goes and says you know what i&;m just
0.88 going to watch a little porn and i&;ll
0.88 beat off
0.88 i&;ll just look at that girl those big
0.88 tastes oops yeah i&;m like whew
0.88 i got it out of my system now i can
0.88 concentrate on my life my career
0.88 and if i meet somebody i won&;t be so
0.88 needy i won&;t have this like
0.88 massive requirement to be sexually
0.88 stimulated and touched
0.88 yeah i&;ll i&;ll be free of that monkey on
0.88 my back and i can just get to know them
0.88 i used to always i just have a bit in my
0.88 act that&;s a good point i used to have a
0.88 bit my act about
0.88 like if you have any critical decisions
0.88 in your life this is my advice
0.88 jerk off first then think about it
0.88 because it&;s been meant i&;ve
0.88 had this happen in my life where i was
0.88 about to go on a date with a girl
0.88 and i jerked off instead and i was like
0.88 what am i thinking
0.88 i don&;t want to go on a date with her
0.88 she&;s annoying i don&;t like anything
0.88 about her
0.88 i don&;t i can&;t talk to her about
0.88 anything like the only reason why i&;m
0.88 doing this because she&;s got a big ass
0.88 that&;s the only reason
0.88 yeah but if you jerk off first you don&;t
0.88 you don&;t go through all that
0.88 yeah i just yeah i guess for me it
0.88 became addictive where i would just do
0.88 that every time and then i was just at
0.88 home for five years and didn&;t you know
0.88 go do any dates or anything that&;s
0.88 definitely not good
0.88 right and so that&;s yeah i guess that&;s
0.88 the difference if you get addicted to it
0.88 and you
0.88 find that it&;s just a repeat pattern so
0.88 you&;re not spending time with people at
0.88 all
0.88 yeah i don&;t think it&;s without value i
0.88 don&;t think that
0.88 looking at naked people having sex which
0.88 is arousing and that feels good
0.88 i don&;t think that&;s without value but i
0.88 think there&;s definitely a danger
0.88 in like immediate access to pornography
0.88 and today
0.88 today it&;s the most immediate access
0.88 because you get it on your phone oh you
0.88 can get it yeah you pull up your laptop
0.88 open it up type in some words
0.88 youporn.com and next thing you know
0.88 you&;re beating off
0.88 it&;s so easy and this has never been the
0.88 case before it&;s it&;s
0.88 unlike any other time period in human
0.88 history and
0.88 uh when you have instant access to
0.88 things you can abuse it just like people
0.88 abuse food
0.88 if you have a cabinet that is just
0.88 filled with candy and
0.88 chips chocolate bars licorice soda
0.88 in the refrigerator if you&;re just one
0.88 of those people that can&;t help
0.88 themselves
0.88 you don&;t have any discipline you would
0.88 just eat all that [ __ ] all day long and
0.88 get fat
0.88 and that is just as much of an addiction
0.88 as someone who has access to porn all
0.88 the time and just beats off all the time
0.88 or someone who has access to booze and
0.88 just wants to get [ __ ] up every day
0.88 all those things are okay though in
0.88 moderation if you have discipline
0.88 right like there&;s nothing wrong with
0.88 having a bag of m
0.88 ms every now and then for a [ __ ] i
0.88 feel like having some m
0.88 m&;s who gives a [ __ ] i work out all the
0.88 time i eat my vegetables like peanut m
0.88 yes those are my favorite they&;re good
0.88 huh and you kind of trick yourself i&;m
0.88 getting a little protein yeah
0.88 they put that trick in the middle get
0.88 some healthy fats
0.88 [Laughter]
0.88 i just feel like we&;re at the point for
0.88 me it seems like
0.88 where the temptation is too powerful
0.88 where it&;s starting to overpower
0.88 whatever for me it was whatever my
0.88 natural abilities to defend against it
0.88 were well you&;re sober right
0.88 yeah and how long you been sober almost
0.88 two years
0.88 and so before you were sober you weren&;t
0.88 sober right and you had a little bit of
0.88 a problem
0.88 which is why you became sober yeah so
0.88 you might have
0.88 just natural inclinations towards
0.88 addiction which i definitely think are
0.88 real
0.88 and i think they those natural
0.88 inclinations
0.88 exist a lot of times in guys like you
0.88 and me because we&;re comedians
0.88 and comedians are impulsive people who
0.88 are just rule breakers
0.88 we&;re rule breakers for sure
0.88 yeah i guess yeah i guess i i am a rule
0.88 breaker i never thought about that
0.88 yeah i don&;t like if there&;s a rule my
0.88 first thing is to think of a way to
0.88 think around it or something or to do
0.88 something different of course it&;s where
0.88 you&;re funny
0.88 yeah it&;s one of the reasons it&;s one of
0.88 them it&;s one of the reasons why you&;re
0.88 funny
0.88 you know like you know you were raised
0.88 by people and you didn&;t necessarily
0.88 want to listen to them and you know you
0.88 saw a bunch of other people in the
0.88 neighborhood that were adults like these
0.88 [ __ ] idiots tell me what to do
0.88 [ __ ] yes and the next thing you know
0.88 you&;re making fun of them
0.88 next thing you know everybody&;s laughing
0.88 next thing you know you&;re a comedian
0.88 yeah
0.88 that&;s those wheels have been put into
0.88 motion yeah you know and the problem
0.88 with that is
0.88 that also leads itself to you want to do
0.88 coke or you want to
0.88 you know do all kinds of crazy [ __ ] and
0.88 and too porn&;s forbidden too
0.88 porn is porn is one of the weirder ones
0.88 because it&;s this multi-billion dollar
0.88 thing
0.88 right where there&;s some ungodly
0.88 percentage of the internet is dedicated
0.88 to porn yeah it&;s the number one money
0.88 maker on there
0.88 but isn&;t it like what was the num the
0.88 amount of bandwidth jamie
0.88 didn&;t we figure this out once it&;s like
0.88 30 something percent of
0.88 all the internet bandwidth is porn let&;s
0.88 take a guess
0.88 people won&;t stop jerking off they&;re
0.88 not going to stop i wonder how many of
0.88 them are women
0.88 watching it wonder if we had one day
0.88 where nobody jerked off if the earth
0.88 would feel different
0.88 feel lighter everybody be more relaxed
0.88 no
0.88 if one day where nobody jerked off yeah
0.88 but if nobody was thinking about it at
0.88 all
0.88 everybody would just calm down a little
0.88 because i feel like it&;s so prevalent
0.88 now you can hear people coming in the
0.88 distance i feel like now yeah
0.88 yeah you just put your your
0.88 that&;s the worst bro but that&;s an
0.88 old-fashioned jerking off when you used
0.88 to let your balls hit your hand
0.88 that&;s a straight up that&;s the
0.88 confederate soldier jerking off that&;s
0.88 the
0.88 whole thing the new thing is just shaft
0.88 only nobody&;s [ __ ] with their balls
0.88 anymore
0.88 you know dude when i was growing up we
0.88 couldn&;t even get porn we had to get
0.88 this dude nick
0.88 on friday would draw us a picture of
0.88 some [ __ ] you know a little bit across
0.88 for the weekend
0.88 four dollars to this dude nick four
0.88 dollars for drawings
0.88 bro you&;d pay eight and he had a nice
0.88 [ __ ] thing bro you would fold that
0.88 thing up or you could feel it heating in
0.88 your butt
0.88 pocket the whole way on the bus
0.88 sometimes you&;d even thought that good
0.88 the pictures of that oh good
0.88 he was so jerk off this guy&;s drawing oh
0.88 everybody would he must have made
0.88 probably 60
0.88 on a friday and this was in 1995 you
0.88 know that was 60 dollars like 160 today
0.88 oh yeah
0.88 think about that yeah i&;m thinking about
0.88 it yeah dude and we come back on monday
0.88 and people would have like these
0.88 [ __ ] busted ass looking all sketches
0.88 rain on them
0.88 people was like oh this one got rain on
0.88 it like bro
0.88 that rain has your [ __ ] kids in it
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