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Mettre en évidence la contribution du soutien social et émotionnel dans le processus d’abstinence.

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Analyser les bénéfices psychologiques de l’arrêt de la masturbation, notamment la baisse de l’anxiété et de la dépression.

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Retranscription des paroles de la vidéo: so that was yours that was your Christmas no no no no no no no that was that was leading up to Christmas dude we were talking about jerking last week I think I had relapse last week so I apologize to listeners I wasn’t totally I mean I was honest I didn’t cares if you’re not joking well but still I didn’t no I wasn’t asked I wasn’t asked I wasn’t asked directly but I didn’t come forward so sorry my brother’s out there do you think anyone else on the that listens definitely I’ve got a message about people listeners before saying that they are on nofap get the [ __ ] out of here one guy but yeah one guy messaging I’m also holding in my [ __ ] yes absolutely not with me but with the legion doing it with you know with the millions across the world or starting the revolution this is you and he’s like Matt I’ll hold him I come if you’d hold it no he’s saying I’m on nofap too dude keep it up good job I’ve been noticed you said actually there’s been a noticeable difference so what’s the noticeable difference you’re just more present you’re awake you’re just kind of more you’re more of a take charge kind of guy from not jerking off from not coming and watching porn yeah from not we’ve had this conversation too many times no we haven’t it’s a dude this is debate yeah well it’s just because if I would agree with you if I jerked off the way you jerk off hey you know what I mean yes really exactly it’s not for everybody I understand that then it could probably like if I if I spent like an hour down here beating off well it’s not even just that it’s not just that it’s the fact that you’re it’s like you’re expending like you’re when you you’re semen in your body is a source of like energy and vitality and when you’re just spilling it all the time willy-nilly you’re not you know living up to your full potential is that true definitely dude if I if I hold it Vitality what’s in your body yes deaf dude absolutely there’s a ton of vitamins and minerals in semen that when you’re just shooting it out every day you’re losing out on a ton of stuff so your body absorbs the body reabsorbs semen really after seven days of not coming your testosterone I think goes doubles or quadruples or something like that what yeah dude you’re not supposed to be coming all the time yeah you are no you’re not I do the Mexican dishwasher told me too you only get so many after that your dick doesn’t work that’s true though we’ve talked about this too I mean technically that guy’s definitely right yeah you do have a certain number of knots you have so many but do so like and that’s as soon as that when I was fapping I stopped going to the gym for a week I went out to Chicago for Christmas had a nice wholesome Christmas out there I was in I was in it was funny too I’m sorry that that Mexican guy is right the Mexican guy who says you have a certain number of jerk offs yeah is correct yeah but it’s not set I know I know it no it it probably is You’re right our bodies are like Super Soakers where you have a certain amount of [ __ ] no that’s just like an hourglass dropping but I think it’s more of like the structure of your dick you can only let that thing rise and fall so many times sure and I if there’s stuff to know about dicks dude I trust Mexican dudes you trust Mexican that’s what the Incans and Mayans are all about they like they everyone thinks they’re all advanced they just knew everything about dicks they knew everything about dicks and fapping and they went off into the woods but yeah so I’m back on dude I didn’t know I it’s one thing that’ll keep me from fabulous being in an old person’s house I just don’t feel sexy in an old person’s house you don’t feel that you need to feel sexy dude I don’t feel sexy in an old person’s house so I just was like all right so you when you jerk off you need to feel sexy yeah dude I need to feel something Man I Feel Like a Woman you think about your adopted cousin that’s that’s when the [ __ ] day seven kicks in dude that’s just that’s the part I haven’t been able to get past oh man day seven on hard mode well I’m about to unleash I think a good six day streak on the Bay tonight I don’t even know what streak I’m at right now really I’m at uh right now nofap I’m at uh what day is it Tuesday yeah three days really just you don’t feel any different three days three days is this I used to be like if 24 hours and I would feel like the charge feeling now it’s like four or five days if like after I think seven was the longest I went it feels like my dick’s floating in front of my body yeah I’m walking it feels like literally my dick’s floating if I go on seven days it feels like I could get to Seven easy I could get to 10 by the next time I’ll have not fed You’re Gonna Know fat for 10 days no Fab for that dude that’ll be awesome I mean I’m definitely gonna just jerk off tonight now that I remember that it’s been three days dude seven more days to go seven more days see what happens when’s no I gotta why save it I could sure yeah save it up dude I just went three no problem okay I don’t even think about it attack [ __ ] but I’ll tell you what Saturday was a big day what do you mean or was it Friday I was just a hotel room in Connecticut by myself that was a big fat [ __ ] it I got two off that’s pretty good two is a lot two for a hotel though that’s like hotel room two is I’m [ __ ] of course I’m in a hotel I’m like kicking my legs and jerking off dude I’m like I sound like the wicked witch dude yeah that’s uh I got I got one off early it was too early that was the problem the first one was like early you had a little bit of jerky you had Joker’s remorse get a little bit jerker’s remorse at 7 pm you’re like Damon already jerked off got one more off before the show yeah you probably were a [ __ ] cool cat on stage falling asleep up there see yeah that’s Connecticut people did not like me really uh I had it all right but you call them all white trash and they all kept getting upset they got actually offended did we even say that on this podcast that you’re at everyone in Connecticut no you didn’t explain [ __ ] white trash which is pretty funny though it’d be a tight hustle if I was a black Janet of the Juilliard I would just pretend I was real nice at dance I’m like yeah I just want to take this [ __ ] from the streets and start [ __ ] all the white chicks and they’re like no I’m not doing that [ __ ] trying to eat your [ __ ] what Ah that’s objectifying well please stop object I like you a lot and I want to eat your [ __ ] that’s not objectifying that’s actually in feminism feminist culture that’s acceptable is it acceptable I like you a lot that terminology yeah yeah I like you a lot and I would love to eat your [ __ ] just because I admire you so much that’s a problem so if you’re if you’re like you’re so brave I just want to eat your [ __ ] right now because you kicked so much ass that’s a so if you’re on the street according to this cartoon yeah if you see a girl that you think is pretty you listen listen to this listeners I’m listening not just you I’m talking to the listeners okay you’re allowed to just walk right up to them and say go ahead man give us your best cat call it’s not a cat call no co-workers is it like a co-worker in the workplace okay so if I was the boss and someone was working for me I’d be like hey you’re doing great work really good job I admire you should take you out of your [ __ ] sometimes that’s what I got from this cartoon okay so just I liked that last report you gave me if it helps if you want to come back into my office I will eat your [ __ ] yes that’s really important that you’re above her in the the you know societal power structure yes that way I will reward your hard work with a good [ __ ] eating in my office oh dude that’s appropriate that’s good but you did good I’m gonna [ __ ] listener go ahead yeah go ahead give it a shot you know that hot lady at work right now just go up to her very politely HR will not have a problem with it if you do it under the proper dude just pull up this [ __ ] link if you do it under the male feminists just use the right vernacular just walk right according to this it says it’s one thing to think a stranger is hot it’s another to shout across the street at her while she’s clearly busy so if she’s on break relaxing you can go up and go yeah she’s clearly busy and you’re on the same side of the street exactly and then walk right up to her perfect if she’s not busy if you see her just on her phone standing there yeah say Excuse Me Miss I noticed I really like your hair yep and then sniff it and then grab it pull her down to the ground oh my God yeah the uh dude we got into this last week but I think we never I think it got ditched when I was the book I’ll keep talking about it’s I think a billion Wicked thoughts okay and that’s where I’m getting all my hot [ __ ] sexual knowledge right now what’s going on there they were [ __ ] I was telling you last week they so they like go through all these like this is what guys search like you know the kinds of porn and they were referencing things and I would be like oh I forgot about that I’ll just go home and eat off to it oh yeah he told me that what’d you do what did you go it’s an Indian comic actually that’s probably why I read these feminist Comics that remind me to turn you on a little bit they’re just like an Indian comic strip of like a [ __ ] Aunt who goes and [ __ ] her boss and I was like went home and jerked off to like an illustrated Indian Comics I told my boss about it he was like dude you’re disgusting he was totally [ __ ] devastated that I was jerking off to comic strips but yeah Savita Bobby s-a-v-i-t-a-b-h-a-b-i check it out listener it’s [ __ ] sick b-h-a-b-i yeah you gotta like Savita baby yeah there’s a cartoon character oh that’s just the name of a lady no dude go to cartoonsographic cartoon character I know I know it’s up on your screen right now it is I’m looking I’m not even looking at Shane’s phone I know the top search for that one oh you know the it’s just the lady standing there ignore that lady dude that’s just an actress Bobby’s a hot cartoon he’s a hot cartoon my back my thighs everywhere damn I think Evita I think it stems from I used to actually be when I watched Bambi when I was little I used to actually be sexually attracted to the rabbit the female rabbit from Bambi I thought they’re [ __ ] hot [Laughter] slow down dude that’s where my cartoon uh my cartoon fetish comes from I mean Savita Bobby’s hat super Bobby’s hot as [ __ ] dude that’s where I get all my [ __ ] workplace stuff from I just don’t understand when people jerk off to cartoons dude it’s just I’m done you get imprinted so why would you [ __ ] look at the cartoon you can just I don’t even find the real Savita there’s just Indian chicks that look like this lady yeah but dude I’m a big and this is I have a very uh do you gotta watch Indian dudes [ __ ] it’s true good [ __ ] point gross that’s [ __ ] Real gross I have a very uh and this is this is my more like Femme aspect to me um I get really into like narration in pornography I need a story that’s very Femme of me that’s my animal spirit dude that’s your animal sorry that’s my female driven sexual you are very Femme dude I’m very Femme right now that’s what I’m saying oh I’m very Femme right now why what’s going on I don’t know I’m just fam it’s just your [ __ ] gender fluid I just go back and forth boots on and you’re [ __ ] dude don’t [ __ ] with me [ __ ] with me right now I would never [ __ ] with you I’m gonna change my shoes so you can’t [ __ ] with your fam dude I’m about to give you a bonus dude dude stop giving me a voter I just showed him a hot [ __ ] pictures Bobby dude it’ll get you guys I don’t think it’s gonna get them it’s quiet it helps it’s a good quiet porn you can watch no volume although I am a SoundHound oh sound down dude God damn it dude I’m sitting over here you’re gonna be trapped in your [ __ ] weird pervert world I’m over here [ __ ] swiping through Savita Bobby pictures just letting you talk dude you gotta be [ __ ] hypnotized I wasn’t even listening to you I just I just snapped out of it and heard I’m a SoundHound like all right [ __ ] this dude this is [ __ ] weird [ __ ] my [ __ ] boners back inside dude that was weird oh but yeah the only thing that can replace sound for me is [ __ ] narration in a linear plot it did porn I need to if it just cuts into people [ __ ] I’m I’m out I need someone to bring a doorbell or something dude I’m telling you otherwise I’m out I need someone to knock up on the door a good knock and just be like hey is Brittany here and the guy’s like uh she’s not home can I help you exactly bam boom I’m her dad could have gone with a different name but yes yeah well my girlfriend’s actually a Brittany so oh nice yeah so please use the correct name uh I’m [ __ ] woke right now dude you’re the wokest you’ve ever been you know what I just noticed well you see that do you notice anything about that my uh my nightstand is it broken no do you see that sock oh what’d you do with that sock that was a prepared jerk off you you left that out I left that out because I was gonna jerk off right before I got in bed that’s ritual that’s ritualistic that’s a nice move damn dude that’s like a shitty sock sitting there and I was like [ __ ] it I don’t have any tissues down here I’m gonna nut into that sock if I need to damn dude you know what I did last night you got the other one you got his brother right there that one survived what’d you do didn’t jerk off that’s right still sitting there you know sometimes you just you fought your demons horrible jerk off demons that’s pretty funny man because I uh I was when I was listening to this book they were talking about the difference between chemical addiction or what was it called chemical dependency and addiction and they’re saying dependencies like you know if you stop drinking coffee you get a headache but addiction is like if I don’t drink coffee I won’t be able to focus and do this and I was laughing like I guess that makes sense and it instantly flashed me be like I have to jerk off and watch porn otherwise I can’t fall asleep like damn damn that’s [ __ ] spot on I had a dream that you and I actually do this is [ __ ] up this was really [ __ ] up you always have dreams you were in this one all right dude so and I swear on my [ __ ] life I’m not embellishing this so there was this guy it was my my aunt’s house this is where it’s all taking place but there’s a guy who lived there never seen this man in my life who had a fetish for like beating the [ __ ] out of his balls so this guy it’s like the first part of the dream is this guy walking out of his house with like a vice grip around his nuts and just punching them as he’s walking down the street and then I mean you were sitting there and I was like yo let’s go into his house and go look for all this weird [ __ ] he has in here so he went to this guy’s house in your dream I said yesterday yeah you came with me you came with me and then there was like a weird aspect to like to make the long story short the guy ended up coming back so like this dude the guy who’s abusing his balls is outside of the house and we were in there and I’m like dude we got to get the [ __ ] out of here and Sonia came in at one point and Sonia’s in the dream and we’re like I gotta and I’m like I had to like put my jacket back on and all this stuff so I jumped out the window and turns out he’s having a big party that like my whole family is invited to so I’d go outside and I realized I like left some [ __ ] in there like my keys or something I see my whole family and the ball guys like hey were you in my house and I woke up and I was like holy [ __ ] dude I love hearing your dreams yeah but you always expect like a response I don’t expect to respond to you tell me it’s gibberish Just a Dream dude dreams are not meant to be shared yeah they are no they make no sense dude they do so like you finish this I that like that probably had a profound effect on you that dream because you were doing it you were in it too but that has nothing to do like I can’t I thought I thought I forgot my wallet in this house he’s like now do you have your you know where all my stuff was you’re like no your wallet’s in your jacket pocket I’m like thanks dude it was a [ __ ] I thought it was an interesting dream I had a dream where I [ __ ] some some lady last night really yeah it’s a mystery woman and then I woke up and I couldn’t remember who it was sometimes they’re just mystery people that’s because I jerked off before bed you did right before bed and went to sleep I think I had some residue still left in the chamber uh got me fired you know Webster no I didn’t not again if you nocturnally nut is cheating no it’s not it’s not cheating unless you nut if you if you have a wet dream true too bad what dream it’s done dude my girlfriend’s gonna be very upset about that I mean everyone has weird sex Dreams yeah I know I kind of had one last night beating his balls onto his own balls yeah no it’s funny though because I actually so I started a new practice last night where dude I always I I got I can get through the day without fapping when the sun’s up I’m good it’s when the night falls my girlfriend goes to sleep an hour and an hour and a half before me that’s when all the [ __ ] Sprites and fairies come out my little fat Fantasy Land dude and I’m like so I fell off the train dude I [ __ ] wait when dude like the last three days you jerked off the last three days just pulling pure shower imaginations dude I know shower imaginations no I started carb cycling dude I need an outlet I’m sorry straight days you’ve been jerking off in the shower yes it was it was it was it was three straight nights and I was like something has to give dude maybe not falling back into this maybe that man punching himself in the balls was kind of a it’s me in the shower dude self-loathing could be dude that’s what I’m saying but he so I started doing a thing last night where when as soon as the night falls dude and my [ __ ] my fat little fat demons come out yeah I just do an hour-long meditation before bed now okay so I just closed my eyes put on the binaural theta waves dude and I just [ __ ] rock out okay and I get to do it and it’s like by that time I’m like all right time to go to bed I did it for an hour last night and then I researched about like if you meditate for an hour you start to have kind of falling asleep and it’s really really weird yeah and I started like Googling about people seeing weird [ __ ] when they meditate and this one guy was saying that like a very small percentage of people actually develop psychosis which is so funny to figure someone’s starting to meditate into Skilling schizophrenic and being like what happened like you started meditating dude and he [ __ ] freaked that is crazy that’s nuts that is wow the power of the mind I know no one I was like you ever all right honestly while you’re jerking off have you ever thought of Jordan Peterson not sexually but just it popped into your head while you’re going about your session never but I’ve I’ve always I’ve had some crazy [ __ ] popping in my head while I was jerking off oh I mean I have too I’ve tried to avoid it based on when I met him I tried to not jerk off but I never really thought about JP while jerking off or at all do you ever have things pop in your head just while you’re I see it’s so now that I live in New York and like sexuality is like way more open it’s just like I mean this is there’s nothing to be ashamed of I don’t need to be you know yeah so what happened what comes in your mind anything just Dave Rubin just whatever I’m thinking about what sexuality is just not it’s just like I don’t know there’s not this song I told you yeah you don’t have the parameters there’s not so much pressure on it I mean I can just be jerking off and thinking about like oh I gotta walk Finn well that just comes from living in New York I’m like no when I’m when I’m watching you I’m a [ __ ] Goblin dude I’m just like yeah I almost yeah I actually am too I almost uh I’m thinking about the last couple so I had like a five day nofap going that’s pretty that’s pretty good it wasn’t bad it was it was going pretty well I almost uh I was like I’m gonna jerk off this Stormy Daniels I’ll tell you I was like then I’ll be Eskimo brothers in a weird way with Trump that’s awesome I’m gonna jerk off I was in my house I wonder how many people jerked off this they like heard about it there’s definitely like I’m gonna jerk off the Stormy Daniels did you no I didn’t I I looked at Stormy Daniels and it was probably the same way when you saw Chris Hardwick I was like oh she’s old I was like that yeah gross yeah .

Déroulement de la vidéo:

0.24 so that was yours that was your
0.24 Christmas no no no no no no no that was
0.24 that was leading up to Christmas dude we
0.24 were talking about jerking last week I
0.24 think I had relapse last week so I
0.24 apologize to listeners I wasn&;t totally
0.24 I mean I was honest I didn&;t cares if
0.24 you&;re not joking well but still I
0.24 didn&;t no I wasn&;t asked I wasn&;t asked
0.24 I wasn&;t asked directly but I didn&;t
0.24 come forward so sorry my brother&;s out
0.24 there do you think anyone else on the
0.24 that listens definitely I&;ve got a
0.24 message about people listeners before
0.24 saying that they are on nofap get the
0.24 [ __ ] out of here one guy but yeah one
0.24 guy messaging I&;m also holding in my [ __ ]
0.24 yes absolutely not with me but with the
0.24 legion doing it with you know with the
0.24 millions across the world or starting
0.24 the revolution this is you and he&;s like
0.24 Matt I&;ll hold him I come if you&;d hold
0.24 it no he&;s saying I&;m on nofap too dude
0.24 keep it up good job I&;ve been noticed
0.24 you said actually there&;s been a
0.24 noticeable difference so what&;s the
0.24 noticeable difference you&;re just more
0.24 present you&;re awake you&;re just kind of
0.24 more you&;re more of a take charge kind
0.24 of guy from not jerking off from not
0.24 coming and watching porn yeah from not
0.24 we&;ve had this conversation too many
0.24 times no we haven&;t it&;s a dude this is
0.24 debate yeah well it&;s just because if I
0.24 would agree with you if I jerked off the
0.24 way you jerk off hey you know what I
0.24 mean yes really exactly it&;s not for
0.24 everybody I understand that then it
0.24 could probably like if I if I spent like
0.24 an hour down here beating off well it&;s
0.24 not even just that it&;s not just that
0.24 it&;s the fact that you&;re
0.24 it&;s like you&;re expending like you&;re
0.24 when you you&;re semen in your body is a
0.24 source of like energy and vitality and
0.24 when you&;re just spilling it all the
0.24 time willy-nilly you&;re not you know
0.24 living up to your full potential is that
0.24 true definitely dude if I if I hold it
0.24 Vitality what&;s in your body yes deaf
0.24 dude absolutely there&;s a ton of
0.24 vitamins and minerals in semen that when
0.24 you&;re just shooting it out every day
0.24 you&;re losing out on a ton of stuff so
0.24 your body absorbs the body reabsorbs
0.24 semen really after seven days of not
0.24 coming your testosterone I think goes
0.24 doubles or quadruples or something like
0.24 that what yeah dude you&;re not supposed
0.24 to be coming all the time yeah you are
0.24 no you&;re not I do the Mexican
0.24 dishwasher told me too you only get so
0.24 many after that your dick doesn&;t work
0.24 that&;s true though we&;ve talked about
0.24 this too I mean technically that guy&;s
0.24 definitely right yeah you do have a
0.24 certain number of knots you have so many
0.24 but do so like and that&;s as soon as
0.24 that when I was fapping I stopped going
0.24 to the gym for a week I went out to
0.24 Chicago for Christmas had a nice
0.24 wholesome Christmas out there I was in I
0.24 was in it was funny too I&;m sorry that
0.24 that Mexican guy is right
0.24 the Mexican guy who says you have a
0.24 certain number of jerk offs yeah is
0.24 correct yeah but it&;s not set
0.24 I know I know it no it it probably is
0.24 You&;re right our bodies are like Super
0.24 Soakers where you have a certain amount
0.24 of [ __ ] no that&;s just like an hourglass
0.24 dropping but I think it&;s more of like
0.24 the structure of your dick you can only
0.24 let that thing rise and fall so many
0.24 times
0.24 sure and I if there&;s stuff to know
0.24 about dicks dude I trust Mexican dudes
0.24 you trust Mexican that&;s what the Incans
0.24 and Mayans are all about they like they
0.24 everyone thinks they&;re all advanced
0.24 they just knew everything about dicks
0.24 they knew everything about dicks and
0.24 fapping and they went off into the woods
0.24 but yeah so I&;m back on dude I didn&;t
0.24 know I it&;s one thing that&;ll keep me
0.24 from fabulous being in an old person&;s
0.24 house
0.24 I just don&;t feel sexy in an old
0.24 person&;s house you don&;t feel that you
0.24 need to feel sexy dude I don&;t feel sexy
0.24 in an old person&;s house so I just was
0.24 like all right so you when you jerk off
0.24 you need to feel sexy yeah dude I need
0.24 to feel something Man I Feel Like a
0.24 Woman
0.24 you think about your adopted cousin
0.24 that&;s that&;s when the [ __ ] day seven
0.24 kicks in dude that&;s just that&;s the
0.24 part I haven&;t been able to get past oh
0.24 man day seven on hard mode well I&;m
0.24 about to unleash I think a good six day
0.24 streak on the Bay tonight I don&;t even
0.24 know what streak I&;m at right now really
0.24 I&;m at uh right now
0.24 nofap I&;m at uh what day is it Tuesday
0.24 yeah
0.24 three days
0.24 really just you don&;t feel any different
0.24 three days three days is this I used to
0.24 be like if 24 hours and I would feel
0.24 like the charge feeling now it&;s like
0.24 four or five days if like after I think
0.24 seven was the longest I went it feels
0.24 like my dick&;s floating in front of my
0.24 body yeah I&;m walking it feels like
0.24 literally my dick&;s floating if I go on
0.24 seven days it feels like I could get to
0.24 Seven easy
0.24 I could get to 10 by the next time I&;ll
0.24 have not fed You&;re Gonna Know fat for
0.24 10 days no Fab for that dude that&;ll be
0.24 awesome I mean I&;m definitely gonna just
0.24 jerk off tonight now that I remember
0.24 that it&;s been three days
0.24 dude seven more days to go seven more
0.24 days see what happens when&;s no I gotta
0.24 why
0.24 save it I could sure yeah save it up
0.24 dude I just went three no problem okay I
0.24 don&;t even think about it attack [ __ ]
0.24 but I&;ll tell you what Saturday was a
0.24 big day
0.24 what do you mean or was it Friday I was
0.24 just a hotel room in Connecticut by
0.24 myself that was a big fat [ __ ] it I got
0.24 two off that&;s pretty good two is a lot
0.24 two for a hotel though that&;s like hotel
0.24 room two is
0.24 I&;m [ __ ] of course I&;m in a hotel I&;m
0.24 like kicking my legs and jerking off
0.24 dude I&;m like
0.24 I sound like the wicked witch dude
0.24 yeah that&;s uh I got I got one off early
0.24 it was too early that was the problem
0.24 the first one was like early you had a
0.24 little bit of jerky you had Joker&;s
0.24 remorse get a little bit jerker&;s
0.24 remorse at 7 pm you&;re like Damon
0.24 already jerked off got one more off
0.24 before the show yeah you probably were a
0.24 [ __ ] cool cat on stage
0.24 falling asleep up there see yeah that&;s
0.24 Connecticut people did not like me
0.24 really uh I had it all right but you
0.24 call them all white trash and they all
0.24 kept getting upset they got actually
0.24 offended did we even say that on this
0.24 podcast that you&;re at everyone in
0.24 Connecticut no you didn&;t explain
0.24 [ __ ] white trash which is pretty
0.24 funny though it&;d be a tight hustle if I
0.24 was a black Janet of the Juilliard I
0.24 would just pretend I was real nice at
0.24 dance I&;m like yeah I just want to take
0.24 this [ __ ] from the streets and start
0.24 [ __ ] all the white chicks and they&;re
0.24 like no I&;m not doing that [ __ ]
0.24 trying to eat your [ __ ]
0.24 what Ah that&;s objectifying well please
0.24 stop object I like you a lot and I want
0.24 to eat your [ __ ] that&;s not
0.24 objectifying that&;s actually in feminism
0.24 feminist culture that&;s acceptable is it
0.24 acceptable I like you a lot that
0.24 terminology yeah
0.24 yeah I like you a lot and I would love
0.24 to eat your [ __ ] just because I admire
0.24 you so much that&;s a problem so if
0.24 you&;re if you&;re like you&;re so brave I
0.24 just want to eat your [ __ ] right now
0.24 because you kicked so much ass that&;s a
0.24 so if you&;re on the street according to
0.24 this cartoon yeah if you see a girl that
0.24 you think is pretty
0.24 you listen listen to this listeners I&;m
0.24 listening not just you I&;m talking to
0.24 the listeners okay you&;re allowed to
0.24 just walk right up to them and say go
0.24 ahead man give us your best cat call
0.24 it&;s not a cat call no
0.24 co-workers is it like a co-worker in the
0.24 workplace okay so if I was the boss and
0.24 someone was working for me I&;d be like
0.24 hey you&;re doing great work really good
0.24 job I admire you should take you out of
0.24 your [ __ ] sometimes that&;s what I got
0.24 from this cartoon
0.24 okay so just I liked that last report
0.24 you gave me if it helps if you want to
0.24 come back into my office I will eat your
0.24 [ __ ] yes that&;s really important that
0.24 you&;re above her in the the you know
0.24 societal power structure yes that way I
0.24 will reward your hard work with a good
0.24 [ __ ] eating in my office oh dude that&;s
0.24 appropriate that&;s good but you did good
0.24 I&;m gonna [ __ ] listener go ahead yeah
0.24 go ahead give it a shot you know that
0.24 hot lady at work right now just go up to
0.24 her very politely
0.24 HR will not have a problem with it if
0.24 you do it under the proper dude just
0.24 pull up this [ __ ] link if you do it
0.24 under the male feminists
0.24 just use the right vernacular just walk
0.24 right according to this it says it&;s one
0.24 thing to think a stranger is hot it&;s
0.24 another to shout across the street at
0.24 her while she&;s clearly busy so if she&;s
0.24 on break relaxing you can go up and go
0.24 yeah she&;s clearly busy and you&;re on
0.24 the same side of the street exactly and
0.24 then walk right up to her perfect if
0.24 she&;s not busy if you see her just on
0.24 her phone standing there yeah say Excuse
0.24 Me Miss I noticed I really like your
0.24 hair yep and then sniff it and then grab
0.24 it pull her down to the ground
0.24 oh my God yeah the uh dude we got into
0.24 this last week but I think we never I
0.24 think it got ditched when I was the book
0.24 I&;ll keep talking about it&;s I think a
0.24 billion Wicked thoughts okay and that&;s
0.24 where I&;m getting all my hot [ __ ]
0.24 sexual knowledge right now what&;s going
0.24 on there they were [ __ ] I was telling
0.24 you last week they so they like go
0.24 through all these like this is what guys
0.24 search like you know the kinds of porn
0.24 and they were referencing things and I
0.24 would be like oh I forgot about that
0.24 I&;ll just go home and eat off to it oh
0.24 yeah he told me that what&;d you do what
0.24 did you go
0.24 it&;s an Indian comic actually that&;s
0.24 probably why I read these feminist
0.24 Comics that remind me to turn you on a
0.24 little bit they&;re just like an Indian
0.24 comic strip of like a [ __ ] Aunt who
0.24 goes and [ __ ] her boss and I was like
0.24 went home and jerked off to like an
0.24 illustrated Indian Comics I told my boss
0.24 about it he was like dude you&;re
0.24 disgusting
0.24 he was totally [ __ ] devastated that I
0.24 was jerking off to comic strips but yeah
0.24 Savita Bobby
0.24 s-a-v-i-t-a-b-h-a-b-i check it out
0.24 listener it&;s [ __ ] sick
0.24 b-h-a-b-i yeah you gotta like Savita
0.24 baby yeah there&;s a cartoon character oh
0.24 that&;s just the name of a lady no dude
0.24 go to
0.24 cartoonsographic cartoon character I
0.24 know I know it&;s up on your screen right
0.24 now it is I&;m looking I&;m not even
0.24 looking at Shane&;s phone I know the top
0.24 search for that one oh you know the it&;s
0.24 just the lady standing there ignore that
0.24 lady dude that&;s just an actress Bobby&;s
0.24 a hot cartoon he&;s a hot cartoon my back
0.24 my thighs everywhere damn I think Evita
0.24 I think it stems from I used to actually
0.24 be when I watched Bambi when I was
0.24 little I used to actually be sexually
0.24 attracted to the rabbit the female
0.24 rabbit from Bambi I thought they&;re
0.24 [ __ ] hot
0.24 [Laughter]
0.24 slow down dude that&;s where my cartoon
0.24 uh my cartoon fetish comes from I mean
0.24 Savita Bobby&;s hat super Bobby&;s hot as
0.24 [ __ ] dude that&;s where I get all my
0.24 [ __ ] workplace stuff from I just
0.24 don&;t understand when people jerk off to
0.24 cartoons dude it&;s just I&;m done you get
0.24 imprinted so why would you [ __ ] look
0.24 at the cartoon you can just
0.24 I don&;t even find the real Savita
0.24 there&;s just Indian chicks that look
0.24 like this lady yeah but dude I&;m a big
0.24 and this is I have a very uh do you
0.24 gotta watch Indian dudes [ __ ] it&;s true
0.24 good [ __ ] point gross that&;s [ __ ]
0.24 Real gross
0.24 I have a very uh and this is this is my
0.24 more like Femme aspect to me
0.24 um I get really into
0.24 like narration in pornography I need a
0.24 story that&;s very Femme of me that&;s my
0.24 animal spirit dude that&;s your animal
0.24 sorry that&;s my female driven sexual you
0.24 are very Femme dude I&;m very Femme right
0.24 now that&;s what I&;m saying oh I&;m very
0.24 Femme right now why what&;s going on I
0.24 don&;t know I&;m just fam it&;s just your
0.24 [ __ ] gender fluid I just go back and
0.24 forth boots on and you&;re [ __ ] dude
0.24 don&;t [ __ ] with me [ __ ] with me right
0.24 now I would never [ __ ] with you I&;m
0.24 gonna change my shoes so you can&;t [ __ ]
0.24 with your fam dude I&;m about to give you
0.24 a bonus dude dude stop giving me a voter
0.24 I just showed him a hot [ __ ] pictures
0.24 Bobby dude it&;ll get you guys I don&;t
0.24 think it&;s gonna get them it&;s quiet it
0.24 helps it&;s a good quiet porn you can
0.24 watch no volume although I am a
0.24 SoundHound oh sound down
0.24 dude God damn it dude I&;m sitting over
0.24 here you&;re gonna be trapped in your
0.24 [ __ ] weird pervert world I&;m over
0.24 here [ __ ] swiping through Savita
0.24 Bobby pictures just letting you talk
0.24 dude you gotta be [ __ ] hypnotized I
0.24 wasn&;t even listening to you I just I
0.24 just snapped out of it and heard I&;m a
0.24 SoundHound like all right [ __ ] this dude
0.24 this is [ __ ] weird [ __ ]
0.24 my [ __ ] boners back inside dude that
0.24 was weird oh but yeah the only thing
0.24 that can replace sound for me is [ __ ]
0.24 narration in a linear plot
0.24 it did porn I need to if it just cuts
0.24 into people [ __ ] I&;m I&;m out I need
0.24 someone to bring a doorbell or something
0.24 dude I&;m telling you otherwise I&;m out
0.24 I need someone to knock up on the door a
0.24 good knock and just be like hey is
0.24 Brittany here and the guy&;s like uh
0.24 she&;s not home can I help you exactly
0.24 bam
0.24 boom I&;m her dad could have gone with a
0.24 different name but yes yeah
0.24 well my girlfriend&;s actually a Brittany
0.24 so oh nice yeah so please use the
0.24 correct name
0.24 uh I&;m [ __ ] woke right now dude
0.24 you&;re the wokest you&;ve ever been you
0.24 know what I just noticed well you see
0.24 that
0.24 do you notice anything about that my uh
0.24 my nightstand
0.24 is it broken no do you see that sock oh
0.24 what&;d you do with that sock that was a
0.24 prepared jerk off you you left that out
0.24 I left that out because I was gonna jerk
0.24 off right before I got in bed that&;s
0.24 ritual that&;s ritualistic that&;s a nice
0.24 move damn dude that&;s like a shitty sock
0.24 sitting there and I was like [ __ ] it I
0.24 don&;t have any tissues down here I&;m
0.24 gonna nut into that sock if I need to
0.24 damn dude you know what I did last night
0.24 you got the other one you got his
0.24 brother right there that one survived
0.24 what&;d you do didn&;t jerk off that&;s
0.24 right still sitting there you know
0.24 sometimes you just you fought your
0.24 demons
0.24 horrible jerk off demons that&;s pretty
0.24 funny man because I uh I was when I was
0.24 listening to this book they were talking
0.24 about the difference between
0.24 chemical addiction or what was it called
0.24 chemical dependency and addiction and
0.24 they&;re saying dependencies like you
0.24 know if you stop drinking coffee you get
0.24 a headache but addiction is like if I
0.24 don&;t drink coffee I won&;t be able to
0.24 focus and do this and I was laughing
0.24 like I guess that makes sense and it
0.24 instantly flashed me be like I have to
0.24 jerk off and watch porn otherwise I
0.24 can&;t fall asleep like damn damn that&;s
0.24 [ __ ] spot on I had a dream that you
0.24 and I actually do this is [ __ ] up this
0.24 was really [ __ ] up you always have
0.24 dreams you were in this one all right
0.24 dude so and I swear on my [ __ ] life
0.24 I&;m not embellishing this so there was
0.24 this guy it was my my aunt&;s house this
0.24 is where it&;s all taking place but
0.24 there&;s a guy who lived there never seen
0.24 this man in my life who had a fetish for
0.24 like beating the [ __ ] out of his balls
0.24 so this guy it&;s like the first part of
0.24 the dream is this guy walking out of his
0.24 house with like a vice grip around his
0.24 nuts and just punching them as he&;s
0.24 walking down the street and then I mean
0.24 you were sitting there and I was like yo
0.24 let&;s go into his house and go look for
0.24 all this weird [ __ ] he has in here so he
0.24 went to this guy&;s house in your dream I
0.24 said yesterday yeah you came with me you
0.24 came with me and then there was like a
0.24 weird aspect to like to make the long
0.24 story short the guy ended up coming back
0.24 so like this dude the guy who&;s abusing
0.24 his balls is outside of the house and we
0.24 were in there and I&;m like dude we got
0.24 to get the [ __ ] out of here and Sonia
0.24 came in at one point and Sonia&;s in the
0.24 dream
0.24 and we&;re like I gotta and I&;m like I
0.24 had to like put my jacket back on and
0.24 all this stuff so I jumped out the
0.24 window and turns out he&;s having a big
0.24 party that like my whole family is
0.24 invited to so I&;d go outside and I
0.24 realized I like left some [ __ ] in there
0.24 like my keys or something I see my whole
0.24 family and the ball guys like hey were
0.24 you in my house and I woke up and I was
0.24 like holy [ __ ] dude
0.24 I love hearing your dreams yeah but you
0.24 always
0.24 expect like a response I don&;t expect to
0.24 respond to you tell me it&;s gibberish
0.24 Just a Dream dude dreams are not meant
0.24 to be shared yeah they are no they make
0.24 no sense dude they do so like you finish
0.24 this I that like that probably had a
0.24 profound effect on you that dream
0.24 because you were doing it you were in it
0.24 too but that has nothing to do like I
0.24 can&;t I thought I thought I forgot my
0.24 wallet in this house he&;s like now do
0.24 you have your you know where all my
0.24 stuff was you&;re like no your wallet&;s
0.24 in your jacket pocket I&;m like thanks
0.24 dude
0.24 it was a [ __ ] I thought it was an
0.24 interesting dream I had a dream where I
0.24 [ __ ] some some lady last night really
0.24 yeah it&;s a mystery woman and then I
0.24 woke up and I couldn&;t remember who it
0.24 was sometimes they&;re just mystery
0.24 people that&;s because I jerked off
0.24 before bed you did right before bed and
0.24 went to sleep I think I had some residue
0.24 still left in the chamber uh got me
0.24 fired you know Webster
0.24 no I didn&;t not again if you nocturnally
0.24 nut is cheating no it&;s not it&;s not
0.24 cheating unless you nut if you if you
0.24 have a wet dream
0.24 true too bad what dream it&;s done dude
0.24 my girlfriend&;s gonna be very upset
0.24 about that I mean everyone has weird sex
0.24 Dreams yeah I know I kind of had one
0.24 last night
0.24 beating his balls onto his own balls
0.24 yeah no it&;s funny though because I
0.24 actually so I started a new practice
0.24 last night where dude I always I I got I
0.24 can get through the day without fapping
0.24 when the sun&;s up I&;m good it&;s when the
0.24 night falls my girlfriend goes to sleep
0.24 an hour and an hour and a half before me
0.24 that&;s when all the [ __ ] Sprites and
0.24 fairies come out my little fat Fantasy
0.24 Land dude and I&;m like
0.24 so I fell off the train dude I [ __ ]
0.24 wait when dude like the last three days
0.24 you jerked off the last three days just
0.24 pulling pure shower imaginations dude I
0.24 know shower imaginations no I started
0.24 carb cycling dude I need an outlet I&;m
0.24 sorry straight days you&;ve been jerking
0.24 off in the shower yes it was it was it
0.24 was it was three straight nights and I
0.24 was like something has to give dude
0.24 maybe not falling back into this maybe
0.24 that man punching himself in the balls
0.24 was kind of a it&;s me in the shower dude
0.24 self-loathing could be dude that&;s what
0.24 I&;m saying but he so I started doing a
0.24 thing last night where when as soon as
0.24 the night falls dude and my [ __ ] my
0.24 fat little fat demons come out yeah I
0.24 just do an hour-long meditation before
0.24 bed now okay so I just closed my eyes
0.24 put on the binaural theta waves dude and
0.24 I just [ __ ] rock out okay and I get
0.24 to do it and it&;s like by that time I&;m
0.24 like all right time to go to bed I did
0.24 it for an hour last night and then I
0.24 researched about like
0.24 if you meditate for an hour you start to
0.24 have kind of falling asleep and it&;s
0.24 really really weird yeah and I started
0.24 like Googling about people seeing weird
0.24 [ __ ] when they meditate and this one guy
0.24 was saying that like a very small
0.24 percentage of people actually develop
0.24 psychosis
0.24 which is so funny to figure someone&;s
0.24 starting to meditate into Skilling
0.24 schizophrenic and being like what
0.24 happened like you started meditating
0.24 dude and he [ __ ] freaked that is
0.24 crazy that&;s nuts that is wow the power
0.24 of the mind I know no one I was like you
0.24 ever all right honestly while you&;re
0.24 jerking off have you ever thought of
0.24 Jordan Peterson not sexually but just it
0.24 popped into your head while you&;re going
0.24 about your session never but I&;ve I&;ve
0.24 always I&;ve had some crazy [ __ ] popping
0.24 in my head while I was jerking off oh I
0.24 mean I have too I&;ve tried to avoid it
0.24 based on when I met him I tried to not
0.24 jerk off but I never really thought
0.24 about JP while jerking off or at all do
0.24 you ever have things pop in your head
0.24 just while you&;re
0.24 I see it&;s so now that I live in New
0.24 York and like sexuality is like way more
0.24 open it&;s just like I mean this is
0.24 there&;s nothing to be ashamed of I don&;t
0.24 need to be
0.24 you know yeah
0.24 so what happened what comes in your mind
0.24 anything just Dave Rubin just whatever
0.24 I&;m thinking about what sexuality is
0.24 just not it&;s just like I don&;t know
0.24 there&;s not this song I told you yeah
0.24 you don&;t have the parameters there&;s
0.24 not so much pressure on it I mean I can
0.24 just be jerking off and thinking about
0.24 like oh I gotta walk Finn
0.24 well that just comes from living in New
0.24 York I&;m like no when I&;m when I&;m
0.24 watching you I&;m a [ __ ] Goblin dude
0.24 I&;m just like yeah I almost yeah I
0.24 actually am too
0.24 I almost uh I&;m thinking about the last
0.24 couple so I had like a five day nofap
0.24 going that&;s pretty that&;s pretty good
0.24 it wasn&;t bad it was it was going pretty
0.24 well I almost uh I was like I&;m gonna
0.24 jerk off this Stormy Daniels I&;ll tell
0.24 you I was like then I&;ll be Eskimo
0.24 brothers in a weird way with Trump
0.24 that&;s awesome I&;m gonna jerk off I was
0.24 in my house I wonder how many people
0.24 jerked off this they like heard about it
0.24 there&;s definitely like I&;m gonna jerk
0.24 off the Stormy Daniels did you no I
0.24 didn&;t I I looked at Stormy Daniels and
0.24 it was probably the same way when you
0.24 saw Chris Hardwick I was like oh she&;s
0.24 old I was like that yeah gross yeah
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